Pennsylvania State University

a) I like cops who generally don't bother me when I'm underage and drunk!
b) I do not like to party or am a casual partier, but otherwise was friends with the "in" crowd in high school and would like it to be the same way in college.

a) I want a great education and reputation for a low price, at a research oriented school. Instructors will be reachable and friendly, but generally have more important things to do than talk to me.

b) I want personal attention, low class sizes, or help finding area related work experience during my first two years.

a) I would like to take lots of unrelated classes because, uh, thats the way it is.
b) Cut the crap and give me my degree!
a) I'm in school mostly because I have to be to get a job and make money.
b) I'm in school because I am actually interested in what I am studying.
a) Did I mention I like to party?
b) I am intellectually curious.
a) I love college football!
b) I love college basketball
a) I love intramural sports
a) I would not mind being in a college town with apartments, restaurants/bars, a small mall and nothing else within two hours, which I would not be able to reach anyway because I do not have a car.

b) I would like to move more than five miles from one spot within the next year.
a) I like to walk a lot to class, town, and everywhere else.
b) I would rather ride the unreliable bus.
a) As long as the campus food is pretty good, I'm happy.
b) I like variety in food.
a) I like very cold winters and lots of snow.
b) I'm attending in the summer, and I like air conditioning.
a) Go to Penn State!
b) Time to look somewhere else