(Valparaiso) *Don't drive to Chicago, just get a damn ride

Educational Quality	A	Faculty Accessibility	A+
Useful Schoolwork	C+	Excess Competition	B+
Academic Success	B-	Creativity/ Innovation	A-
Individual Value	B+	University Resource Use	A-
Campus Aesthetics/ Beauty	B	Friendliness	A-
Campus Maintenance	C-	Social Life	D+
Surrounding City	F	Extra Curriculars	B
Safety	A

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Female

Super Brilliant

Surrounding City	F

Faculty Accessibility	A+

She cares more about Surrounding City than the average student.

Date: Jul 30 2008
Major: (This Major's Salary over time)
*Don't drive to Chicago, just get a damn ride to the train station from a friend or on the V-Line. Its much cheaper trust me. *If you see the VUPD duct tape your ass crack because they are going to rape you. *Go to Dish. Its a great restaurant in town and it will be like an orgasm in your mouth, though its a little pricey. And if you don't go then I will orgasm in your mouth. *Find a girl or girls to have sex with constantly... its just fun (that goes for the females too). Also, be considerate and buy your roommate some earplugs. *Begin playing poker. If you don't like poker begin playing strip poker. If you don't know how to play poker just strip. *The cafeteria trays can be used for anything: Sledding, hall sledding, hall snowboarding, baseball, homework, you can even eat of them if you are truly daring. *Sleep in Sundays and get some waffles before the God Squad steals your food. 10:55 is best I believe. *Jimmy John's will become a life sustaining resource if you go to this school. The Italian Night Sub rules. *Maria Lana's is also good, especially for pizza and its cheap. Tip well and they might not even spit in your food. *Get good grades. I really didn't think I needed to say that but in case you forgot, its pretty much all you've got at Valpo. *Experiment with your drinking: College mixology is a wonderful and creative art. And for your own sake offer your RA a drink. This will get you on their good side and introduce you to their theories on the dry campus? *When you are checking out for freshman year hide hundreds of something in your room (whether it be post-it notes or snapple bottle caps or something). Then come back the next year. You will get to meet some very confused and freaked out people. *Find an anorexic friend you can count on when your meal card runs out.

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